Cup of Cha
This is China

Dear Mayor Bloomberg,
Recently I noticed that you were in China, for what, I am not entirely clear. It looks like you will not be running for president, what with you getting chummy with Mr. Obama and all. So clearly you do not need to burnish your foreign affairs credentials. It’s nice and all that you [...]

Continue reading “Mike Bloomberg: Please Buy the Knicks!” »

If you want to make a lot of money, you should become an NBA player. If you’re already an NBA player, and you want to make more money, demand a trade the Rockets. Mr. Yao Ming has made a good chunk of change for a couple teammates. In short, it pays to live in Houston, [...]

Continue reading “Send Me to Houston, I Wanna be Rich!” »