Presidential Slogans for China
If US Presidential candidates were running in China, what would their slogans be?
Edwards: There are two Chinas. (This one is courtesy of Stan at China Hearsay.)
Rudy: Noun. Verb. 改革开放。
Hillary: You want guanxi? I got guanxi.
Obama: Imagine the possibilities: China’s first black president.
McCain: Straight talk: Japan is great.
Romney: Japan is the devil. Yao Ming is super. All Asian cultures spring from China.
Ron Paul: China should get out of Taiwan, Tibet, Xinjiang, Shanxi, and Shanghai.
Rudy: I’m like Mao…right down to the hairline and infidelity.
Jeremiah responds:
Posted: January 26th, 2008 at 5:14 pm →
Huh, I figured that the CCP did this a long time ago when they ripped a page out of the Ronald Regan playbook: “Are you better off now than you were four years ago?”
Bobby responds:
Posted: January 26th, 2008 at 8:14 pm →
Mitt: “Don’t let the religion fool you, I love baijiu!!”